Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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