help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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