Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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