Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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