He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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