I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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