Dual....:-)
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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