she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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