Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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