After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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