hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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