My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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