i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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