We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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