erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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