I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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