sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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