Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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