You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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