oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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