OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
my liver is dry heaving
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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