After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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