honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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