I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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