Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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