oh god the rape fog is back!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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