I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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