who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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