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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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