I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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