if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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