If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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