Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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