Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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