Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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