shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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