Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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