No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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