Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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