Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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