She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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