i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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