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(612): View more from Minnesota

On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.

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(416): View more from Ontario

i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .

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(404): View more from Georgia

i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me

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(904): View more from Florida

She just used a chaser for red wine.

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(941): View more from Florida

so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.

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(514): View more from Quebec

he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?

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(360): View more from Washington

The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.

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