I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom