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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again

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• (631): View more from New York

  is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?

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• (315): View more from New York

  I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.

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• (661): View more from California

  No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...

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  Sorry.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..

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• (914): View more from New York

  Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  We almost ended up sober because of u!!

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