Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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