dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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