come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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