I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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