K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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