yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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