How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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