idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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