I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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