I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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