Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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