these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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